Earned points: 680
"The product has very little to do with how these dogs look. My problem is them using and praising such dysfunctional dogs for product publicity."
"Hell to the no! Hog hunting dogs are lean and spry like an APBT, not short and stocky. At the most, they're the more functional mastiff type like the Dogo Argentino or maybe Cane Corso."
"Speaking of Daxline dogs, anybody remember that dog called Half Kiss. Inbred Dax 4 times. Wonder what happened to her."
"Another dead Dax descendant. Didn't another Dax descendant die a year or two ago from a supposed snake bite? Either these dogs have some hidden health problems, or Dax was cursed with some really bad voodoo."
"War of the exotics? What are they gonna do? Blow hot breath on the enemy so they die of heatstroke?"